We Made You

[Eminem]

Guess who? You miss me?

Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus

[Chorus: female singer] + (Eminem)

When you walked, through the door (woo!)

It was clear to me (clear to me)

You're the one, they adore

Who they came to see (who they came to see)

You're a, rock star (baby!)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you!)

Hater (ohh!)

Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)

We're the ones who made you

[Eminem]

Chka... ahem, back by popular demand

Now pop a little Zantac, or antacid if you can

You're ready to attack on any task that is at hand

How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?

Well look at all the massive masses in the stands

Steady man, no don't massacre the fans

Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man

She stomped him, just cause he asked to put his hands

on her massive, glutius maximus again

Sweeter than swishers then pass it to a friend

Can he come back as nasty as he can?

Yes he can-can, don't ask me this again

He does not mean to lesbian offend

But Lindsey, please come back to seein men

Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10

I know you want me girl, in fact, I see a grin

Now come in, girl

[Chorus]

[Eminem]

The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture

Walk up to the cutest girl then, Charlie Horse her

Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres

have that I don't? Are ya tellin me tetanus?

Well I can be as gelatin or smooth as a gentleman

Give me my Ritalin, inhaler, and two Xenadrin

And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then

Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend

Stick Britney, K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman

Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again

And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge

Forget them other men, girl pay the middle attention

And little did I mention that Jennifer's in

love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench

Man I swear, them other guys, you give 'em an inch

They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

[Chorus]

[Eminem - singing]

And that's why, my love, you'll never live, without

I know you want me girl cause I can see you're checkin me out

And baby, you know, you know you want, me too

Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one, for you {*fart*}

[Eminem]

Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?

You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album

Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia

Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but

Jessica Alba, put her breasts on my mouth but

Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers

And they wonder why I keep dressin like Elvis

Lord help us, he's back in his pink Elf shirt

Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit

I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica

Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya

Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake

Matter fact, make me a birthday cake

with a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak

Baby I think you just met your soulmate

Now break it down, girl

[Chorus]

[Eminem]

So baby baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, get down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, get down

[Outro: Eminem]

Ohh Amy, we have never looked so good!

I can't wait, I'm going back

Ha ha, woo! Dr. Dre! 2020!

Yeah

Just Lose It

OK(ok,ok)

Guess who's back(back,back),

Back again(gain,gain),

Shady's back(back,back),

Tell a friend(friend,friend),

AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!

Now everyone report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, to the dance floor,

Now everyone report to the dancefloor, alright stop!........Pajama time!

Come here little kiddies, on my lap, guess who's back wid' a brand new rap?

And I don't mean rap as in a new case of Child investigation accusates.

AhhAhhAhhahhahh!!!!!!!

No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys,

what else could I possibly do to make noise?

I've touched on everything but little boys.

 that's not a stab at Michael,

that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho,

I go a little bit crazy, sometimes,

I get a little bit, out of control with my rhymes.

Good God, dip, do a little slide

bend down, touch your toes and just glide,

to the center of the dancefloor, like TP for my bunghole,

and it's cool if you let one go,

nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?

Give a little 'poot poot' it's OK!

(fart sound), oops!, my CD just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip!

(chorus)

Now, I'm gonna make you dance,

It's your chance,

Yeah, boy, shake that ass

Oops, I mean girl... girl, girl, girl,

girl you know your my world

Alright, now lose it!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

Just lose it!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

Go crazy!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

oh, baby,

AhhAhh!

Oh, baby, baby(AhhAhh!)

It's Friday, and it's my day,

just to party,

all the way to Sunday,

Maybe till Monday,

I don't know what day,

Every day's just a holiday.

Cruising down the freeway,

Feeling kinda' breezy,

put the top down,

Let my hair blow,

I don't know where I'm goin',

All I know is,

When I get there someone's gonna "touch my body".

Excuse me, Miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk,

But I'm feeling just a little stressed out from work,

could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair,

Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out (yeah!).

now what's your name, girl?

What's your sign?

(DRE) Man, you must be up out your mind!

DRE! AhhAhh! beer goggles, blind,

I'm just tryin' to unwind (now I'm)

(chorus)

Now, I'm going to make you dance,

It's your chance,

Yeah, boy, shake that ass

Oops, I mean girl... girl, girl, girl,

girl you know your my world

Alright, now lose it!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

Just lose it!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

Go crazy!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

oh, baby,

AhhAhh!

Oh, baby, baby(AhhAhh!)

It's Tuesday, and I'm locked up,

I'm in jail, and I don't know what happened,

They say I was running butt naked,

Down the street screamin'

 AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! 

Well I'm sorry,I don't remember,

All I know is this much, I'm not guilty,

They said save it, boy, we've got you on tape,

Yelling at an old lady, 'Touch my body'!!!

Now, this is the part where the rap breaks down,

it gets real intense,

No-one makes a sound,

Everything looks like it's 8 mile now,

The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves,

Snap back to reality,

Look it's B Rabbit

You signed me up to battle?

I'm a grown man!

tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba!! 

I don't have any lines to go right here, so,

tubba Tellitubbie

Fella's (What?), 

Fella's (What?),

Grab your left nut, and make your right one jealous! (What??)

Black girls,

White girls,

Skinny girls,

Fat girls,

Tall girls,

Small girls,

I'm calling all girls!

Everyone, report to the dancefloor,

It's your chance for,

A little romance on

Butt squeezing,

It's the season,

Just go AhhAhhAhhAhh!

So appeasing!

(chorus)

Now, I'm gonna make you dance,

It's your chance,

Yeah, boy, shake that ass,

Oops, I mean girl, girl, girl, girl,girl you know your my world

Alright, now lose it!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

Just lose it!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

Go crazy!

AhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!!!!!!!!!! 

oh, baby,

AhhAhh!

Oh, baby, baby(AhhAhh!)

Ngang ngang ngang, touch my body,

Ngang ngang ngang, touch my body,

Ooh, boy, just touch my body,

I mean girl just touch my body(body) (body)

Cleanin' Out My Closet

Where's my snare?

I have no snare in my headphones

There ya' go

Yeah, yo', yo'

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have

I've been protested and demonstrated

Against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes

Look at the times, sick is the mind of the

Motherf**kin' kid that's behind

All this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin'

Tempers flarin' from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin'

Not takin' nothin' from no one

Give 'em hell long as I'm breathin', keep kickin' ass in the mornin',

An' takin' names in the

Evenin', leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth

See they can trigger me but

They'll never figure me out, look at me now

I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you Mama?

I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

I'm sorry Mama, I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet

One more time

I said, "I'm sorry Mama", I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet, ha

I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it

So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it

I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to seventy three

Before I ever had a multi platinum sellin' CD

I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months

My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch

'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye

No I don't on second thought, I just f**kin' wished he would die

I look at Hailie and I couldn't picture leavin' her side

Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try to make it work with her

At least for Hailie's sake, I maybe made some mistakes

But I'm only human, but I'm man enough to face 'em today

What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb

But the smartest shit I did was take them bullets out of that gun

'Cause Id'a killed 'em, shit I would have shot Kim and him both

It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to 'The Eminem Show'

I'm sorry Mama, I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet

One more time

I said, "I'm sorry Mama", I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet

Now I would never diss my own Mama just to get recognition

Take a second to listen for you think this record is dissin'

But put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessin'

Your Mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen

Bitchin' that someone's always goin'

Through her purse and shit's missin'

Goin' through public housin' systems

Victim of Münchhausen's syndrome

My whole life I was made to believe I was sick

When I wasn't 'til I grew up, now I blew up

It makes you sick to ya' stomach, doesn't it

Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?

So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma

But guess what, your gettin' older now and it's cold when you're lonely

And Nathan's growin' up so quick, he's gonna know that you're phony

And Hailie's gettin' so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful

But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral

(Ha ha)

See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong

Bitch, do your song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom

But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get

You selfish bitch, I hope you f**kin' burn in hell for this shit

Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me

Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be

I'm sorry Mama, I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet

One more time

I said, "I'm sorry Mama", I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet

Without Me

[Eminem]

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

round the outside, round the outside.

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

round the outside, round the outside.

[Eminem]

Wooo!

[Female Voice]

"Ooooohhhhh!"

[Eminem]

Guess who's back, back again

Shady's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back...

Duh da 

Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, 

Duh da 

Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, 

I've created a monsta, 'cuz nobody wants to

See Marshall no more, they want Shady,

I'm chopped liver.

Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicka

Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating "Hey!"

You waited this long to stop debating

'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job Mrs. Cheney

But your husband's heart problem is complicating

So the FCC won't let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me

So come on dip, bum on your lips

Fuck that

Come on your lips and some on your tits,

And get ready 'cuz this shit's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!"

Chorus:

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cuz we need a little controversy,

'Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cuz we need a little controversy,

'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless,

'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH!"

A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,

Pollutin' the air waves

A rebel,

So let me just revel and bask,

In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?

Well I'm back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) fix your bent antenna

Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter

Into the front of your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

"Testing: Attention Please!"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

(Chorus 2x)

Verse 3:

A tisk-it a task-it,

I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,

And Moby?, you can get stoned by Obie,

You 36 year-old bald-headed fag blow me

You don't know me, you're too old

Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno

Now let's go, just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol (knife scrapes)

But sometimes the shit just seems,

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting,

But it's just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,

To do Black music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!)

There's a concept that works

20 million other white rappers emerge

But no matta how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty without me

(Chorus 2x)

(Sung twice:)

Chemie-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Mockingbird

[ Intro ]

Yeah

I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now

But hey, what daddy always tell you?

Straighten up little soldier

Stiffen up that upper lip

What you cryin' about?

You got me.

[ Verse 1 ]

Hailie, I know u miss ur mom

And I know u miss ur dad when I’m gone

But I’m tryin' to give u the life that I never had

I can see your sad

Even when you smile

Even when you laugh

I can see it in ur eyes

Deep inside you wanna cry

Cuz you're scared

I ain’t there,

Daddy’s with you in your prayers

No more cryin'

Wipe them tears

Daddy’s here

No more nightmares

We gonna pull together through it

We gonna do it

Lainie's uncle’s crazy ain’t he,yeah

But he loves you girl and you better know it

We’re all we got in this world

When it spins

When it swirls

When it whirls

When it twirls

Two little beautiful girls  

Lookin' puzzled, in a daze

I know it’s confusing you

Daddy’s always on the move

Mama’s always on the news

I try to keep you sheltered from it

But somehow it seems, the harder that I try to do that

The more it backfires on me

All the things, growin' up

As daddy, daddy had to see

Daddy don’t want you to see

But you see just as much as he did 

We did not plan it to be this way,

Your mother and me

But things have got so bad between us

I don’t see us ever being

Together ever again

Like we used to be like when we was teenagers

But then of course

Everything always happen for a reason

I guess it was never meant to be

But it’s just something

We have no control over

And that’s what destiny is

But no more worries

Rest ur head and go to sleep

Maybe one day we’ll wake up

And this will all just be a dream

[ Chorus ]

Now hush little baby don’t u cry

Everything's gonna be all right

Stiffin' that upper lip up little lady I told ya 

Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night

I know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know why

We fear how we feel inside, it may seem a little crazy

Pretty baby but I promise, Mama’s gon' be alright

[ Verse two ]

It’s funny,

I remember back one year when daddy had no money

Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up

And stuck 'em under the tree

And said some of 'em were from me,

Cuz daddy couldn’t buy ‘em

I’ll never forget that Christmas

I sat up the whole night crying

cuz daddy felt like a bum,

See daddy had a job But his job 

Was to keep the food on the table for you and mom

And at the time every house that we lived in

Either kept getting broken into and robbed or shot up on the block

And your mom, was saving money for you in a jar 

Tryna to start a piggy bank for you

So you could go to college

Almost had a thousand dollars

Till someone broke in and stole it

And I know it hurt so bad it broke your mamma’s heart

And it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apart

Mom and dad was arguing a lot

So mama moved back on to Chalmers in a flat

One bedroom apartment

And dad moved back to the other side of 8 mile on Novara

And that’s when daddy went to California with his CD

And met Dr. Dre and flew you and Mama out to see me,

But daddy had to work, you and mama had to leave me,

Then you started seeing daddy on the TV

And mama didn’t like it

And you and Lainnie were too young to understand 

Papa was a rollin stone, mama developed a habit

And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it

I’m just sorry you were there and had to witness it firsthand

Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud

Now I’m sittin’ in this empty house, 

Just reminiscing Looking at your baby pictures it just tricks me out

To see how much you both have grown it’s almost like you're sisters now

Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy’s still here

Lainnie I’m talking to you too daddy’s still here

I like the sound of that, yeah

It’s got a ring to it don’t it

Shhh, mama’s only gone for the moment

[ Chorus ]

Now hush little baby don’t you cry

Everythings gonna be all right

Stiffin' that upper lip up little lady I told ya 

Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night

I know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know why

We fear how we feel inside, it may seem a little crazy 

Pretty baby but I promise, mama’s gon' be alright

[ End chorus]

And if you ask me to, daddy’s gonna buy you a mocking bird

Ima' give you the world, Ima' buy a diamond ring for you,

Ima sing for you, I’ll do anything for u to see u smile

And if that Mocking Bird don’t sing and that ring don’t shine

I’ma break that birdie’s neck, I’ll go back to the Jeweler 

Who sold it to ya

And make him eat every carat

Don’t fuck with dad.

haha

The Real Slim Shady

Eminem as nurse:

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?

And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what

Flippin' the you-know-who,Yeah, but he's so cute though!

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals.. Well, some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave ya pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus(2x):

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me; who JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK like me

Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about wit ya friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mike and spit it

And whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shittin'

Betta than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting

Pinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

{*HACH*} Or in the parkin' lot, circlin'

Screamin', I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Wit his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Shady please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus (4x)

Ha ha

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up