We Made You

[Eminem]

Guess who? You miss me?

Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus

[Chorus: female singer] + (Eminem)

When you walked, through the door (woo!)

It was clear to me (clear to me)

You're the one, they adore

Who they came to see (who they came to see)

You're a, rock star (baby!)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you!)

Hater (ohh!)

Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)

We're the ones who made you

[Eminem]

Chka... ahem, back by popular demand

Now pop a little Zantac, or antacid if you can

You're ready to attack on any task that is at hand

How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?

Well look at all the massive masses in the stands

Steady man, no don't massacre the fans

Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man

She stomped him, just cause he asked to put his hands

on her massive, glutius maximus again

Sweeter than swishers then pass it to a friend

Can he come back as nasty as he can?

Yes he can-can, don't ask me this again

He does not mean to lesbian offend

But Lindsey, please come back to seein men

Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10

I know you want me girl, in fact, I see a grin

Now come in, girl

[Chorus]

[Eminem]

The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture

Walk up to the cutest girl then, Charlie Horse her

Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres

have that I don't? Are ya tellin me tetanus?

Well I can be as gelatin or smooth as a gentleman

Give me my Ritalin, inhaler, and two Xenadrin

And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then

Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend

Stick Britney, K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman

Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again

And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge

Forget them other men, girl pay the middle attention

And little did I mention that Jennifer's in

love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench

Man I swear, them other guys, you give 'em an inch

They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

[Chorus]

[Eminem - singing]

And that's why, my love, you'll never live, without

I know you want me girl cause I can see you're checkin me out

And baby, you know, you know you want, me too

Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one, for you {*fart*}

[Eminem]

Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?

You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album

Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia

Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but

Jessica Alba, put her breasts on my mouth but

Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers

And they wonder why I keep dressin like Elvis

Lord help us, he's back in his pink Elf shirt

Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit

I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica

Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya

Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake

Matter fact, make me a birthday cake

with a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak

Baby I think you just met your soulmate

Now break it down, girl

[Chorus]

[Eminem]

So baby baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, get down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, down-down

Baby get down, get down

[Outro: Eminem]

Ohh Amy, we have never looked so good!

I can't wait, I'm going back

Ha ha, woo! Dr. Dre! 2020!

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